| Birdwatchers A slice-of-life Comedy By B. A. Hite ABOUT THE PLAY: THE CHARACTERS THE SCENE TIME FROM THE PLAY: HE: Well, no, not that I know of. It just seemed like a likely spot. Shady, not too shady. Quiet. It wasn’t that I had any particular kind of spot in mind beforehand. I was just looking for a spot when I got here. I thought this seemed like a good one. SHE: But, you do have your card? HE: My card? SHE: Your Audubon card, for identification. HE: Oh. No, I don’t. I just heard...this morning...you know, spur of the moment. SHE: (Standing. Laughs a bit) Oh, it’s easy to forget on the spur of the moment. Well (setting up) I don’t suppose it matters this time...about the card. (Pause. Watches, then..) I’ll bet this is your first experience. HE: Yeah. That’s right. First time out! SHE: Well, you’re going to really enjoy it, I’m sure. (She goes to sit) HE: Yep. I didn’t know what to bring along in the way of equipment, you know. (Indicating all his stuff. Sits ) SHE: Right. I think we always feel so much more at home with some of our own things around us. (Pause. She gets tissue for nose. ) HE: Are you native to this area, Miss...Finch? SHE: Wren..No, no, Wren... Alice Wren. HE: (Laughing, overlapping her correction) Oh. I’m sorry.SHE: (Also laughing) It’s all right. People often get it confused. Yes, I was born ‘n raised...just down the road. (Pause. She gets a book out, marks page.) HE: What’s that book you have there? SHE: Oh, this? Oh, it’s just my official Audubon Field Guide. I’m
afraid not to use it. HE: (after a pause) What... uh... what kind of confirmation do you get? SHE: Well, you confirm that you’ve actually seen the bird you think you’ve seen. HE: Ah.
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